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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Hunger

I awoke to the blissful chirps of birds and air fresh as 50 cent greeted me. It would have been heaven if it wasn't 6am. The sun was just waking up as well and it relentlessly threw beams of light into my eyes.

Driven by hunger, I got out of bed only to find the refrigerator was empty. I always wondered how my rabbit would taste but I had no marinade. I walked to the car and immediately fell to my knees shouting obscenities at the sky. The car had no gas.

My dreams of breakfast quickly vanished but returned in my dreams when I went back to sleep. I swam in a vast valley filled with oversized Paul Bunyan blueberry pancakes.